Are you worried about catching the swine flu? Do you have a plan for avoiding contagion or dealing with quarantine?
This isn't answering the question, but I think it would be hilarious if the flu made you slowly turn into a pig. Imagine walking into the ward where they keep all the patients and being greeted with a scene of patients in various stages of their pig transformation running rampant amongst the hospital beds, with the nurses and doctors frantically trying to keep things under control.
These are the things I think about when I'm supposed to be working.